Here’s an up to date photo of Brennan “Dirty Dozen” Clark. He was arrested 2 months ago in Little Rock for disturbing a latino family picnic. Reports claim ” Mr. Dozen ran upon the latinos shouting Lettuce, Lettuce and then proceded to tip over all the grills and damage the bass acoustic guitar.”
Escaped Patient. Please Be Informed.
Brennan G. Clark, who regularly refers to himself as The Dirty Dozen, has recently escaped our campus. Brennan is a good natured boy and was brought to us during the early stages of his development. He has a tendency to make up things and tries to spread conspiracies wherever he can. Do Not Listen To This Man. If you have any information please contact L.E.T.T.U.C.E immediately.
Follow ups to be posted daily.
